Brown Sugar’s Needs….

I’m adding this to my 100 things about me! Way to get one in!!! After reading mine, go ahead and do yours! It’s amusing!!!

Go to Google and write your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Brown Sugar needs.” Find the first 10 “logical” sentences that come up and make your comments after. Here’s what I got:

11. Brown Sugar needs to keep her clothes on. (LOL, it’s my way of unwinding after a stressful day! Kinda like shedding old skin if you shall!)

12. Brown Sugar needs a new nose- thanks to cocaine. (I don’t know what the hell that’s about!)

13. Brown Sugar needs to have its mouth washed out. (You know, I did tell my students today that I would stop cursing… Then one of those little bastards popped a water balloon in my room. You can guess how that ended.)

14. Brown Sugar needs us. (To leave her the hell alone.)

15. Brown Sugar needs a nickname. (What do they think “Brown SUgar” is???)

16. Brown Sugar needs a hug. (OK, I can agree with this one.)

17. Brown Sugar needs a home. Please help her find one. (This recession is beginning to get the best of me. What’s all the hubbub about the stimulus package again?)

18. Brown Sugar needs fashion help as usual. (Come on people! I just spent a small fortune in New York & Company!)

19. Brown Sugar needs your presence. (Guess I need to do this lent thing huh? Talk about showing me a sign!)

20. Brown Sugar needs an eye exam. (Ummm… how often are you supposed to get them? I just did this early 2008.)

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Hugh ODonnell
    May 29, 2009 @ 01:11:08

    If I was casting your horoscope, I would say you’re a risk taker! 🙂

    Reply

  2. alisha9
    Jun 08, 2009 @ 02:51:20

    I will have to try this one on one of my “return posts”!

    Reply

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